Alphabet Experiment at 3:15 am

A is an alligator's anus to start this shit show.
B is the best botched bingo tournament when you are 83 years bold.
C us before you judge us.
D is a dangerous dingo in the dirty dining room with a dull dagger.
E is obviously M C squared.
F is the finest finger food in France.
G is for gangster.  As in Original Gangster.
H two O?
I is definitely not an Indian igloo in Iceland.
J peg.
K should have been the C...  Koin... Kar...  Kandy... Kunt...
L is what you would say if you had a tracheotomy and you tried to say Hell.
M is my middle name!
N is on at least every compass ever made.  No nonsense.
O is for original.  As in Original Gangster.
P is preferably for Professor Peabody please.
Q is a quiet quail quilting in Quito.
R is a raunchy movie rating that randy can't review before royal reigning age (18).
St. Clair Road is where I want to end up at.
T is what an Indian drank 10,000 gallons of before he drown in his own teepee.
U are still reading this if you are still reading this!
V looks an awful lot like an upside down A without the middle bar...
W has all the question words on lock down.  Who? What? When? Where? Why?
X can only be a xylophone.  Or maybe an X-Ray.
Y is it that gravity attracts towards instead of pushes away?
Z you later!