American Jackass

As an American jackass, I purchased a TV that may have been too big.

After buying it and getting it to the parking lot, it became apparent that it wasn't going to fit in the car.

I had to call my friend with an SUV to come help us.

It did not fit in the SUV either.

We had to take it out of the box to fit it in the SUV.

Getting it home, it became apparent that it wasn't going to fit on our entertainment stand.

I may be an American jackass, but I'm an American jackass with a smile bigger than my big TV who likes 'Stuff.'