Early this morning I awoke from a bizarre dream.
I was naked and waiting in line to buy a printer from what appeared to be the locker room for the YMCA.
An itch developed on my palm, and I noticed an ingrown hair smack dab in the middle of my hand.
Pulling at it, it kept growing from my palm until I had about 3 feet of long coarse hair dangling.
The hair kept getting wider, and started to become a corn cob husk the more I pulled it out. It eventually came to the 'root,' and was about an inch wide at this point. I dug at my hand until I could see the connection point, then proceeded to rip out the growth. Pain shot through my hand and woke me up.
What in the hell was I doing printer shopping in the nude in a locker room?
My hand felt odd as I sipped my morning coffee.
The answer to your question must be the same to why there was fast-growing hair on the palm of your hand. The most interesting dreams. if you can remember them, are often surreal!
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