The finest of Literature

I found myself this morning, as per the usual, staring at an empty blogger screen trying to noodle up something witty, beautiful, or at the very least existant.

When suddenly, our eldest and fattest cat Aimee, who was vigorously crunching away into her food bowl, got a little too ahead of herself and started gacking up her barely chewed food back into her dish.

Perfect I thought to myself, just write that down.