Follow these easy steps and you too can feel like I do!!
Take a farm-fresh cactus, dip it in your favorite hot-sauce, then let dry.
Place the sauced cactus in a remote amazonian jungle, allowing poisonous ants to become attracted to the sweetness of the sauce.
With your bullet ant covered cactus, add 1/2 cup silver nitrate to the exterior killing the ants but allowing their toxins to remain, adding a delectable layer of cauterizing goodness.
Tie this to the back of a bus servicing Mexico City's slum districts with a ten foot rope, collect after 24 hours of service.
Bake in your oven at 375 for fifteen minutes, then immediately shove it in your mouth. Allow it to settle directly behind your tonsils for best flavor.
Enjoy!
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