Age

As I grow older, I've noticed a few things that my age has given me.

1). My feet aquire an odd smell by the end of the day.

2). My hairline is balding only on the left side of my head.

3). All that lost hair has taken to growing inside my nose.

4). I enjoy corny action movies twice as much.

5). I have taken to drilling holes in anything any chance I get.